SMILY'S SWAN SONG

[SMILY]

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC (I DECIDED TO REMAKE IT) IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THE TUNE OR SEE THE REAL WORDS CLICK HERE: www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/b/h/bhymnotr.htm


HELLO MY NAME IS SMILY AND I LIKE TO POST ON HERE
ALL MY "REMAKES" OF THE FANS LISTED IN ADAM'S GALLIERE
IF YOU DO NOT CARE FOR THEM, YOU MAY KISS MY DERRIERE
AND I'LL WASTE SPACE POSTING ON

CHORUS:
JESUS CHRIST I AM AN AS$HOLE
I CAN'T RESIST POSTING REMAKES, THOUGH
THEY MAKE NO GODDAM* SENSE AND WHERE THE COME FROM--GOD KNOWS WHENCE
BUT I'M A DI*K, SO I'LL POST ON

I LOG IN A GUEST AND I DO POST INFREQUENTLY
BUT IF ADAM LISTS AN UPDATE, YOU'LL EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ME
MY WORTHLESS LITTLE REMAKE OF HIS CEILING FAN LISTING
AND SH*T, MINE MAKE NO SENSE

[CHORUS]

NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS MY PURPOSE BEING HERE
I'M FAR TOO LOW TO SHOW MY NAME; OF GETTING KILLED I FEAR
BY A MOB WITH ADAM AT THE FRONT AND SPIFFY AT THE REAR
SO MY POSTS ARE DONE ANON.

[CHORUS]

SO LET'S WRAP UP MY LITTLE SONG...IN TRUTH I LOVE TO POST
THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE...OF MY STUPIDITY THEY BOAST
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE TO YOUR FANNING THAT YOU LOVE MOST
BECAUSE I AM A QUEER

[CHORUS]

[organist89]

Very nice, Smily. It's good to see that you finally came to your senses.

Your rhythm is off, though.

And there is no such word as "galliere".

Good, though.

[Deleted]

Obviously that "Smily" post was not made by the real "Smily", it's far too clever . . . not that that's saying much.

I am quite sure I know who actually wrote it, especially seeing as a hymnal was referenced (lots of organ players use hymnals) but I wont say who that might be.

Why do you always pick on people who cant/wont defend themselves? That's the sign of a coward.

[Perrey]

Looks like a certain "fan reservation" has lost one of
their running bears...

[organist89]

Perrey said:

Looks like a certain "fan reservation" has lost one of
their running bears...

What do you mean?
In plain, simple English?

[Matthew]

Pierce said:

What do you mean?
In plain, simple English?

You might not have seen it, but the old ceilingfandepot.com board was trashed by JRB.

[Matthew]

Pierce said:

What do you mean?
In plain, simple English?

You might not have seen it, but the old ceilingfandepot.com board was trashed by JRB, AkA Johnny Running Bear.

[Deleted]

He's signed up for my Yahoo Group. He has ONE CHANCE.

[organist89]

Dan said:

Obviously that "Smily" post was not made by the real "Smily", it's far too clever

Tru dat!

Dan said:

I am quite sure I know who actually wrote it, especially seeing as a hymnal was referenced (lots of organ players use hymnals) but I wont say who that might be.

Very professional of you.

Dan said:

Why do you always pick on people who cant/wont defend themselves? That's the sign of a coward.

Not always. When done cleverly, and in jest, it is therfore not cowardice.

[CEILINGFANWIZ]

actually anyone been to the ceilingfandepot board lately? apparently they've finally gotten a moderator because the last time i went there it was cleaned up pretty well.

[CEILINGFANWIZ]

or not i just had to post before i looked at it didn't i....?

[Deleted]

Brian said:

or not i just had to post before i looked at it didn't i....?

Last I checked, there's a thousand smut posts, and only one appropriate one (mine). I've offered to be a moderator of that board a thousand times over, no response on the part of the webmaster. His loss.